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      PEOPLE OF THE STORY

      Eustace Vernon.

      Betty Desmond

      The Rev. Cecil Underwood

      Miss Julia Desmond

      Robert Temple

      Lady St. Craye

      Miss Voscoe

      Madame Chevillon

      Paula Conway

      Mimi Chantal

      Village Matrons, Concierges, Art Students, Etc.

      The Incomplete Amorist

      The Girl

      Her Step-Father

      Her Aunt

      The Other Man

      The Other Woman

      The Art Student

      The Inn-Keeper at Crez

      A Soul in Hell

      A Model

      Book 1.—The Girl

      CHAPTER I.

      THE INEVITABLE

      "No. The chemises aren't cut out. I haven't had time. There are enough shirts to go on with, aren't there, Mrs. James?" said Betty.

      "We can make do for this afternoon, Miss, but the men they're getting blowed out with shirts. It's the children's shifts as we can't make shift without much longer." Mrs. James, habitually doleful, punctuated her speech with sniffs.

      "That's a joke, Mrs. James," said Betty. "How clever you are!"

      "I try to be what's fitting," said Mrs. James, complacently.

      "Talk of fitting," said Betty, "If you like I'll fit on that black bodice for you, Mrs. Symes. If the other ladies don't mind waiting for the reading a little bit."

      "I'd as lief talk as read, myself," said a red-faced sandy-haired woman; "books ain't what they was in my young days."

      "If it's the same to you, Miss," said Mrs. Symes in a thick rich voice, "I'll not be tried on afore a room full. If we are poor we can all be clean's what I say, and I keeps my unders as I keeps my outside. But not before persons as has real imitation lace on their petticoat bodies. I see them when I was a-nursing her with her fourth. No, Miss, and thanking you kindly, but begging your pardon all the same."

      "Don't mention it," said Betty absently. "Oh, Mrs. Smith, you can't have lost your thimble already. Why what's that you've got in your mouth?"

      "So it is!" Mrs. Smith's face beamed at the gratifying coincidence. "It always was my habit, from a child, to put things there for safety."

      "These cheap thimbles ain't fit to put in your mouth, no more than coppers," said Mrs. James, her mouth full of pins.

      "Oh, nothing hurts you if you like it," said Betty recklessly. She had been reading the works of Mr. G.K. Chesterton.

      A shocked murmur arose.

      "Oh, Miss, what about the publy kows?" said Mrs. Symes heavily. The others nodded acquiescence.

      "Don't you think we might have a window open?" said Betty. The May sunshine beat on the schoolroom windows. The room, crowded with the stout members of the "Mother's Meeting and Mutual Clothing Club," was stuffy, unbearable.

      A murmur arose far more shocked than the first.

      "I was just a-goin' to say why not close the door, that being what doors is made for, after all," said Mrs. Symes. "I feel a sort of draught a-creeping up my legs as it is."

      The door was shut.

      "You can't be too careful," said the red-faced woman; "we never know what a chill mayn't bring forth. My cousin's sister-in-law, she had twins, and her aunt come in and says she, 'You're a bit stuffy here, ain't you?' and with that she opens the window a crack,—not meaning no harm, Miss,—as it might be you. And within a year that poor unfortunate woman she popped off, when least expected. Gas ulsters, the doctor said. Which it's what you call chills, if you're a doctor and can't speak plain."

      "My poor grandmother come to her end the same way," said Mrs. Smith, "only with her it was the Bible reader as didn't shut the door through being so set on shewing off her reading. And my granny, a clot of blood went to her brain, and her brain went to her head and she was a corpse inside of fifty minutes."

      Every woman in the room was waiting, feverishly alert, for the pause that should allow her to begin her own detailed narrative of disease.

      Mrs. James was easily first in the competition.

      "Them quick deaths," she said, "is sometimes a blessing in disguise to both parties concerned. My poor husband—years upon years he lingered, and he had a bad leg—talk of bad legs, I wish you could all have seen it," she added generously.

      "Was it the kind that keeps all on a-breaking out?" asked Mrs. Symes hastily, "because my youngest brother had a leg that nothing couldn't stop. Break out it would do what they might. I'm sure the bandages I've took off him in a morning—"

      Betty clapped her hands.

      It was the signal that the reading was going to begin, and the matrons looked at her resentfully. What call had people to start reading when the talk was flowing so free and pleasant?

      Betty, rather pale, began: "This is a story about a little boy called Wee Willie Winkie."

      "I call that a silly sort of name," whispered Mrs. Smith.

      "Did he make a good end, Miss?" asked Mrs. James plaintively.

      "You'll see," said Betty.

      "I like it best when they dies forgiving of everybody and singing hymns to the last."

      "And when they says, 'Mother, I shall meet you 'ereafter in the better land'—that's what makes you cry so pleasant."

      "Do you want me to read or not?" asked Betty in desperation.

      "Yes, Miss, yes," hummed the voices heavy and shrill.

      "It's her hobby, poor young thing," whispered Mrs. Smith, "we all 'as 'em. My own is a light cake to my tea, and always was. Ush."

      Betty read.

      When the mothers had wordily gone, she threw open the windows, propped the door wide with a chair, and went to tea. She had it alone.

      "Your Pa's out a-parishing," said Letitia, bumping down the tray in front of her.

      "That's a let-off anyhow," said Betty to herself, and she propped up a Stevenson against the tea-pot.

      After tea parishioners strolled up by ones and twos and threes to change their books at the Vicarage lending library. The books were covered with black calico, and smelt of rooms whose windows were never opened.

      When she had washed the smell of the books off, she did her hair very carefully in a new way that seemed becoming, and went down to supper.

      Her step-father only spoke once during the meal; he was luxuriating in the thought of the Summa Theologiae of Aquinas in leather still brown and beautiful, which he had providentially discovered in the wash-house of an ailing Parishioner. When he did speak he said:

      "How extremely untidy your hair is, Lizzie. I wish you would take more pains with your appearance."

      When he had withdrawn to his books she covered three new volumes for the library: the black came off on her hands, but anyway it was clean dirt.

      She went to bed early.

      "And that's my life," she said as she blew out the candle.

      Said Mrs. James to Mrs. Symes over the last and strongest cup of tea:

      "Miss