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      Sprechen Sie Deutsch – перевод с немецкого: говорите ли вы на немецком

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      Do you speak English – перевод с английского: говорите ли вы на английском

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      Нихт ферштейн – рязанское произношение немецкого nicht verstehen – не понимаю.

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      Hochdeutsch – (высокий немецкий) группа языковых вариантов, на которой разговаривают в центральной и южной Германии. Считалось, что именно этот вариант языка является подлинно немецким, а не тот, на котором говорили в ГДР.

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      Ахтунг – от немецкого Aсhtung: внимание.

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      Хенде хох – от немецкого Hände hoch: руки вверх

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      Ире аусвайс – от немецкого Ihre Ausweise: ваши документы

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      Руссиш швайн – от немецкого Russisches Schwein: русская свинья

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      Die Kinder arbaiten in Garten – перевод с немецкого: дети работают в саду.

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      How much – перевод с английского: сколько стоит.

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