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      – Конрад Карлович Михельсон, сорока восьми лет, беспартийный, холост, член союза с тысяча девятьсот двадцать первого года, в высшей степени нравственная личность, мой хороший знакомый, кажется, друг детей… Но вы можете не дружить с детьми: этого от вас милиция не потребует.

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