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рождественский торт.

Не понимаю, что им так нравится в этих праздничных блюдах. Моя старшая сестра Сюзон говорит, что паштет из гусиной печени делают из гуся, которого насильно пичкают до тех пор, пока его печень не раздуется до огромных размеров, Матильда утверждает, что омаров бросают живьем в кипяток, а мама говорит, чтобы мы проверили, живые ли устрицы, капнув на них лимонным соком. Если они шевелятся, их можно есть.

После ужина мы рассказываем анекдоты. Папа рассказал один очень смешной.

– Одного человека сбил грузовик. Только он встал, его сбил мотоцикл. Он встал, и его сбила лошадь. Не успел он встать, как его сбил самолет. Тут кто-то как закричит: «Остановите карусель, человек ранен!»

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