Paddington on Top. Michael BondЧитать онлайн книгу.
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Chapter Two PADDINGTON CLEANS UP
PADDINGTON PEERED THROUGH the letter box at number thirty-two Windsor Gardens with a look of surprise on his face.
In point of fact, he’d been watching out for the postman, but instead of the blue-grey uniform he’d hoped to see, Mr Curry, the Browns’ next-door neighbour had loomed into view. Mr Curry looked as if he was in a bad temper. He was never at his best in the morning, but even through the half-open flap it was plain to see he was in an even worse mood than usual. He was shaking a rug over the pavement, and from the cloud of dust surrounding him it looked as though he had been cleaning out his grate and had just had a nasty accident with the ashes.
The expression on his face boded ill for anyone who happened to come within his range of vision, and it was unfortunate that his gaze alighted on the Browns’ front door at the very moment when Paddington opened the letter box.
“Bear!” he bellowed. “How dare you spy on me like that? I’ve a very good mind to report you!”
Paddington let go of the flap as if it had been resting in hot coals, and gazed at the closed door with a very disappointed air indeed. Apart from an occasional catalogue, he didn’t get many letters, but all the same, he always looked forward to seeing the postman arrive, and he felt most aggrieved at being deprived of his morning’s treat, especially as he’d been half-expecting a postcard from his Aunt Lucy in Peru. Something she’d said when she’d last written had given him food for thought and he was anxiously awaiting the next instalment.
All the same, he knew better than to get on the wrong side of Mr Curry, so he decided to forget the matter and pay his daily visit to the nearby market in the Portobello Road instead.
A few minutes later, having taken his shopping basket on wheels from the cupboard under the stairs, he collected Mrs Bird’s shopping list, made sure the coast was clear, and set out on his journey.
Over the years, Paddington’s basket on wheels had become a familiar sight in the market, and it was often much admired by passers-by. Paddington took great care of it. He’d several times varnished the basketwork, and the wheels were kept so well oiled there was never a squeak. Earlier in the year, Mr Brown had bought him two new tyres, so all in all it still looked as good as new.
After he’d completed Mrs Bird’s shopping, Paddington called in at the bakers for his morning supply of buns. Then he carried on down the Portobello Road in order to visit the antique shop belonging to his friend, Mr Gruber.
Paddington liked visiting Mr Gruber. Apart from selling antiques, Mr Gruber possessed a large number of books, and although no one knew if he’d actually read them all, it certainly seemed as though he must have, for he was a mine of information on almost every subject one could think of.
When he arrived he found Mr Gruber sitting on the horsehair sofa just inside his shop, clutching a particularly large volume.
“You’ll never guess what today’s book is about, Mr Brown,” he said, holding it up for Paddington to see. “It’s called ‘Diseases of the Cocoa Bean’, and there are over seven hundred and fifty pages.”
Paddington’s face grew longer and longer as he listened to Mr Gruber recite from the long list of things that could happen to a cocoa bean before it actually reached the shops. He always rounded off his morning excursions with a visit to his friend, and Mr Gruber’s contribution to the meeting was a never-ending supply of cocoa, which he kept at the ready on a small stove at the back of the shop. It didn’t seem possible that this could ever come to an end.
“Perhaps we’d better get some more stocks in, Mr Gruber,” he exclaimed anxiously, when there was a gap in the conversation.
Mr Gruber smiled. “I don’t think there’s any risk of our going short yet awhile, Mr Brown,” he replied, as he busied himself at the stove. “But I think it does go to show how we tend to take things for granted. We very rarely get something for nothing in this world.”
Paddington looked slightly relieved at Mr Gruber’s reassuring words. All the same, it was noticeable that he sipped his cocoa even more slowly than usual, and when he’d finished he carefully wiped round his mug with the remains of a bun in order to make sure he wasn’t letting any go to waste.
Even after he’d said goodbye to Mr Gruber, he still had a very thoughtful expression on his face. In fact, his mind was so far away, it wasn’t until he rounded a corner leading into Windsor Gardens that he suddenly came back to earth with a bump as he realised that while he’d been in the shop, someone had pinned a note to his shopping basket.
It was short and to the point. It said:
YOUR SHOPPING BASKET ON WHEELS IS IN SUCH GOOD CONDITION IT SHOWS YOU HAVE CHARACTER, DRIVE AND AMBITION. THIS MEANS YOU ARE JUST THE KIND OF PERSON WE ARE LOOKING FOR.YOU COULD EARN £200 PER WEEK WITH NO MORE EFFORT THAN IT TAKES TO VISIT THE GROCERS. I WILL BE IN TOUCH SOON WITH FURTHER DETAILS.
It was written in large capital letters and it was signed YOURS TRULY. A WELL-WISHER.
Paddington read the note several times. He could hardly believe his eyes. Only a moment before he’d been racking his brains to think up ways of earning some extra money so that he could buy Mr Gruber a tin or two of cocoa; and now, out of nowhere, came this strange offer. It couldn’t have happened at a better moment, especially as he’d been tempted to break into the savings which he kept in the secret compartment of his suitcase, and which he held in reserve for important occasions, like birthdays and Christmas.
It was hard to believe he could earn so much money simply because he’d kept his shopping basket clean, but before he’d had a chance to consider the matter he saw a man in a fawn raincoat approaching. The man was carrying a large cardboard box which seemed to contain something heavy, for as he drew near he rested it on Paddington’s basket while he paused in order to mop his brow.
He looked Paddington up and down for a moment and then held out his hand. “Just as I thought!” he exclaimed. “It’s nice when you have a picture of someone in your mind and they turn out exactly as you expected. I’m glad you got my note. If you don’t mind me saying so, sir, you should go far.”
Paddington held out his paw in return. “Thank you, Mr Wisher,” he replied. “But I don’t think I shall go very far this morning. I’m on my way home.” He gave the man a hard stare. Although he was much too polite to say so, he couldn’t really return the man’s compliments. From the tone of the letter, he’d expected someone rather superior, whereas his new acquaintance looked more than a trifle seedy.
Catching sight of Paddington’s glance, the man hastily pulled his coat sleeves down over his cuffs. “I must apologise for my appearance,” he said. “But I’ve got rid of… er, I’ve obtained so many new clients for my vacuum cleaners this morning I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. I haven’t even had time to go home and change.”
“Your vacuum cleaners!” exclaimed Paddington in surprise.
The man nodded. “I must say, sir,” he continued, “it’s your lucky day. It just so happens that you’ve caught me with my very last one. Until I take delivery of a new batch later on, of course,” he added hastily.
Taking a quick glance over his shoulder, he produced a piece of pasteboard, which he held up in front of Paddington’s eyes for a fleeting moment before returning it to an inside pocket.
“My card,” he announced. “Just to