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a jerk at them with the hand in which he held his pipe, saying:
“Help yerself.”
Then he looked at the story papers, and after that they read and discussed the British aristocracy; and Mr. Hobbs smoked his pipe very hard and shook his head a great deal. He shook it most when he pointed out the high stool with the marks on its legs.
“There’s his very kicks,” he said impressively; “his very kicks. I sit and look at ‘em by the hour. This is a world of ups an’ it’s a world of downs. Why, he’d set there, an’ eat crackers out of a box, an’ apples out of a barrel, an’ pitch his cores into the street; an’ now he’s a lord a-livin’ in a castle. Them’s a lord’s kicks; they’ll be a earl’s kicks some day. Sometimes I says to myself, says I, ‘Well, I’ll be jiggered!’”
He seemed to derive a great deal of comfort from his reflections and Dick’s visit. Before Dick went home, they had a supper in the small back-room; they had crackers and cheese and sardines, and other canned things out of the store, and Mr. Hobbs solemnly opened two bottles of ginger ale, and pouring out two glasses, proposed a toast.
“Here’s to HIM!” he said, lifting his glass, “an’ may he teach ‘em a lesson—earls an’ markises an’ dooks an’ all!”
After that night, the two saw each other often, and Mr. Hobbs was much more comfortable and less desolate. They read the Penny Story Gazette, and many other interesting things, and gained a knowledge of the habits of the nobility and gentry which would have surprised those despised classes if they had realized it. One day Mr. Hobbs made a pilgrimage to a book store down town, for the express purpose of adding to their library. He went to the clerk and leaned over the counter to speak to him.
“I want,” he said, “a book about earls.”
“What!” exclaimed the clerk.
“A book,” repeated the groceryman, “about earls.”
“I’m afraid,” said the clerk, looking rather queer, “that we haven’t what you want.”
“Haven’t?” said Mr. Hobbs, anxiously. “Well, say markises then—or dooks.”
“I know of no such book,” answered the clerk.
Mr. Hobbs was much disturbed. He looked down on the floor,—then he looked up.
“None about female earls?” he inquired.
“I’m afraid not,” said the clerk with a smile.
“Well,” exclaimed Mr. Hobbs, “I’ll be jiggered!”
He was just going out of the store, when the clerk called him back and asked him if a story in which the nobility were chief characters would do. Mr. Hobbs said it would—if he could not get an entire volume devoted to earls. So the clerk sold him a book called “The Tower of London,” written by Mr. Harrison Ainsworth, and he carried it home.
When Dick came they began to read it. It was a very wonderful and exciting book, and the scene was laid in the reign of the famous English queen who is called by some people Bloody Mary. And as Mr. Hobbs heard of Queen Mary’s deeds and the habit she had of chopping people’s heads off, putting them to the torture, and burning them alive, he became very much excited. He took his pipe out of his mouth and stared at Dick, and at last he was obliged to mop the perspiration from his brow with his red pocket handkerchief.
“Why, he ain’t safe!” he said. “He ain’t safe! If the women folks can sit up on their thrones an’ give the word for things like that to be done, who’s to know what’s happening to him this very minute? He’s no more safe than nothing! Just let a woman like that get mad, an’ no one’s safe!”
“Well,” said Dick, though he looked rather anxious himself; “ye see this ‘ere un isn’t the one that’s bossin’ things now. I know her name’s Victory, an’ this un here in the book, her name’s Mary.”
“So it is,” said Mr. Hobbs, still mopping his forehead; “so it is. An’ the newspapers are not sayin’ anything about any racks, thumbscrews, or stake-burnin’s,—but still it doesn’t seem as if ‘t was safe for him over there with those queer folks. Why, they tell me they don’t keep the Fourth o’ July!”
He was privately uneasy for several days; and it was not until he received Fauntleroy’s letter and had read it several times, both to himself and to Dick, and had also read the letter Dick got about the same time, that he became composed again.
But they both found great pleasure in their letters. They read and re-read them, and talked them over and enjoyed every word of them. And they spent days over the answers they sent and read them over almost as often as the letters they had received.
It was rather a labor for Dick to write his. All his knowledge of reading and writing he had gained during a few months, when he had lived with his elder brother, and had gone to a night-school; but, being a sharp boy, he had made the most of that brief education, and had spelled out things in newspapers since then, and practiced writing with bits of chalk on pavements or walls or fences. He told Mr. Hobbs all about his life and about his elder brother, who had been rather good to him after their mother died, when Dick was quite a little fellow. Their father had died some time before. The brother’s name was Ben, and he had taken care of Dick as well as he could, until the boy was old enough to sell newspapers and run errands. They had lived together, and as he grew older Ben had managed to get along until he had quite a decent place in a store.
“And then,” exclaimed Dick with disgust, “blest if he didn’t go an’ marry a gal! Just went and got spoony an’ hadn’t any more sense left! Married her, an’ set up housekeepin’ in two back rooms. An’ a hefty un she was,—a regular tiger-cat. She’d tear things to pieces when she got mad,—and she was mad ALL the time. Had a baby just like her,—yell day ‘n’ night! An’ if I didn’t have to ‘tend it! an’ when it screamed, she’d fire things at me. She fired a plate at me one day, an’ hit the baby— cut its chin. Doctor said he’d carry the mark till he died. A nice mother she was! Crackey! but didn’t we have a time—Ben ‘n’ mehself ‘n’ the young un. She was mad at Ben because he didn’t make money faster; ‘n’ at last he went out West with a man to set up a cattle ranch. An’ hadn’t been gone a week ‘fore one night, I got home from sellin’ my papers, ‘n’ the rooms wus locked up ‘n’ empty, ‘n’ the woman o’ the house, she told me Minna ‘d gone—shown a clean pair o’ heels. Some un else said she’d gone across the water to be nuss to a lady as had a little baby, too. Never heard a word of her since—nuther has Ben. If I’d ha’ bin him, I wouldn’t ha’ fretted a bit—‘n’ I guess he didn’t. But he thought a heap o’ her at the start. Tell you, he was spoons on her. She was a daisy-lookin’ gal, too, when she was dressed up ‘n’ not mad. She’d big black eyes ‘n’ black hair down to her knees; she’d make it into a rope as big as your arm, and twist it ‘round ‘n’ ‘round her head; ‘n’ I tell you her eyes ‘d snap! Folks used to say she was part Itali-un—said her mother or father ‘d come from there, ‘n’ it made her queer. I tell ye, she was one of ‘em—she was!”
He often told Mr. Hobbs stories of her and of his brother Ben, who, since his going out West, had written once or twice to Dick.
Ben’s luck had not been good, and he had wandered from place to place; but at last he had settled on a ranch in California, where he was at work at the time when Dick became acquainted with Mr Hobbs.
“That gal,” said Dick one day, “she took all the grit out o’ him. I couldn’t help feelin’ sorry for him sometimes.”
They were sitting in the store doorway together, and Mr. Hobbs was filling his pipe.
“He oughtn’t to ‘ve married,” he said solemnly, as he rose to get a match. “Women—I never could see any use in ‘em myself.”
As he took the match from its box, he stopped and looked down on the counter.