Virginia Woolf in Manhattan. Maggie GeeЧитать онлайн книгу.
chemical, ugly box. Yet she’d stared out of the window as if she was in heaven. Is all life heaven, compared to death?)
Would her opinions unsettle my life?
Would she always, somehow, make me feel a failure?
I dismissed the thought. I was a best-selling author, with two degrees – she didn’t have one, though they called her ‘the cleverest woman in England’ – and I went to the gym and looked after myself. Whereas she looked as though the only exercise she did was dragging herself through a hedge backwards. I had good hair. Ok, this was shallow, but – I had a daughter. She did not. Leonard had forbidden her to have children in case it drove her mad again – though I knew my daughter had kept me sane.
A pang of love: my darling Gerda.
I remembered I hadn’t emailed her.
‘ … Ma’am?’
‘Oh, sorry, I was day-dreaming.’
‘Room of One’s Own costs – let me check. Cinnamon boards and the Vanessa Bell jacket – you are aware she is Woolf’s sister? Yes, it’s not cheap, because it is quite unique – $12,800.’
‘Excellent,’ I said, and he looked at me strangely, but of course I was deducing how much her books might earn us. And ‘quite unique’ was not English, but this wasn’t the time to point it out.
‘You’re interested?’
‘How much is To the Lighthouse?’
‘First trade edition with a pristine dust jacket, $28,000. Four hundred and somethingth of eight hundred signed copies. You really couldn’t hope for a better copy.’
‘Could I actually have a look at it?’
His movements brisker, he went to the case and tenderly removed the book, then led me over to the big dark table, seated me with a small flourish, and placed the thing reverently before my chair.
It was a clone of Virginia’s copy, though her jacket was unyellowed by time, her colours truer, the pages whiter. And on the inside fly-leaf, his tapering finger pointed to her signature.
I had seen photos, but never the real thing. It was smaller, quieter than I imagined.
‘I thought she signed in violet ink?’
‘It is purple – but the years fade it.’
The writing was – what? Business-like. The opposite of bohemian. Slanting, clever, fluent, neat. (Of course, I would have to get her to sign them! Why hadn’t I thought of that before?)
‘Would you like to hold it? It’s quite exciting. Part of literary history.’ I thought, I’ve touched enough literary history today to last me for a while, young man.
‘So $28,000 is the top price a copy of To the Lighthouse would fetch? I mean, it seems to tick all the boxes – signed, first edition, book jacket.’
‘Well – unless someone found a personalised copy. Not that it would, as you say, tick boxes.’
The merest hint of professional disdain.
‘What would a personalised copy be?’
‘I don’t think this is likely to happen – most Woolf first editions are accounted for, and something like this would already have surfaced – but if someone were to turn up with a book she had signed for a friend, rather than a signature done to order – you know she pre-signed for her American publisher? – that would be something very special. Signed copies were more unusual then. Especially if it were something meaningful. Best of all, a message to someone famous – Lytton Strachey, for instance, are you familiar with him? –Vita Sackville-West – or, best of all, Leonard.’
‘I see.’ And I was starting to see. How we could actually make ourselves rich. My expectations had been too modest. ‘Great! Well, thank you for showing me that.’
‘You don’t want to look inside?’ He was taken aback – but he couldn’t know that I had to think about the actual author, sitting round the corner, Virginia Woolf in her slightly smelly glory, eating a hamburger with fries. I had to keep her off the streets of New York until she had money, and knew how to behave.
I am a socially anxious person. Because of my background, which was working-class, despite my profession and education, despite my accent, despite my money, my house in Hampstead and daughter at the Abbey, I try to behave, I try to fit in.
Virginia was never going to help that happen.
I would need a contact here at Goldstein’s. ‘I’ll be returning tomorrow or the next day,’ I called to the young man’s slender, faintly affronted back as he walked off to return the book. He closed the case with a definite ‘click’.
‘Uh … Sir?’ I tried, emollient. ‘I have a friend. She has some books I think would be of interest to you.’
His smile was automatic, with the briefest eye contact. ‘Perhaps she could submit the details by email? I’ll give you my card.’
He gave me his card. (Of course they must have heard it all day long, people coming in or phoning up, making coy, slightly vain allusions to books they were sure would be ‘of interest’ to Goldstein’s, and when they saw them, most of them weren’t.)
‘She’s an old lady,’ I smiled at him. ‘She doesn’t use the internet. I think she would like to drop by in person.’
‘As you like,’ he said, with the faintest shrug, and his hair was so tidy, his shirt so white, I did wonder what he would make of Virginia.
We would have to deal with the pondweed odour.
I found her sitting good as gold in her café, investigating a tomato-shaped squeezer of ketchup, a quarter of which she had ejected on her plate, a dense, blood-red, viscous hillock of sauce. ‘Have you seen this?’ she inquired, gaily.
The burger had been a great success! She told me Angelica would have loved it.
Virginia ate six burgers in the next week.
22
GERDA
My Battle with the Furies,
Part the Second
So there was Cindy, being all friendly, and so were her mates, Linda and Ayesha, and I actually did, sort of, enjoy it, although obviously Linda and Ayesha were dim. Ayesha had big eyes that stuck out of her head and giggled with her teeth showing like a Rabbit, and Cindy was only friends with them because she was too weird for other people, but I’m weird too, so I didn’t mind that. And even though Linda and Ayesha were boring it was nice for a bit to go round in a gang. Safety in numbers.
Except it wasn’t.
So after we’d been friends for about a week and I had started telling them some of my secrets, not my real secrets like Mum and Dad quarrelling or me having a Genius IQ, which I know makes some people go off me – why? It’s obvious I’m a Genius – but just ordinary ones like Mum being a writer or us getting a whacking great house in Hampstead (before we had a normal one like everyone else, in fact our first one was just a terrace) after Mum won the Iceland Prize. I wasn’t boasting, I was just saying. There’s nothing to boast about in things like that. One day I hope I’ll have things to boast about.
I did say one thing that was a mistake. They were all going on about how ugly they were, how thin fat spotty bandy big-nosed et cetera. It was a competition, how ugly you could be. They were sort of waiting for me to join in. I expect they thought I would say I was a Ginger, oh tragic tragic poor me poor me, or maybe moan that I was too fat, because it’s true that I’m not skinny. But I didn’t. I told them what I really thought. ‘I like my hair, because it’s me. I have to eat lots, because I’m always hungry. I’m just not bothered how much I weigh.’
‘Why not?’ Cindy asked.