The Naked Earl. Sally MacKenzieЧитать онлайн книгу.
a colossal fit of the vapors.
No, no matter how much she would like to think of Robbie as a beast, she just couldn’t do it. She sighed. “I’m certain it was mostly my fault.”
“Ridiculous! He is much more experienced than you. He knew what he was doing. I just can’t believe he would do it without offering for you.”
“Neither can I.” Lizzie was wailing again. She covered her mouth with her hands and flopped back on the bed. “I was so sure…. I would never have done…would never have let him….” She shuddered. “I thought he meant marriage.”
“Of course you did. Anyone would. I still can’t believe….” Meg shrugged. “How could you have guessed Robbie had this side to his personality?”
No, how could she have guessed? Robbie had never given a sign of it before, and she had spent many hours in his company. The most he had ever done was kiss the air above her hand. He had never even kissed her cheek, let alone her lips.
Well, if she were completely truthful, she had been the one to introduce that activity, though she had had no idea of where it would lead.
Perhaps that was it. Perhaps men did turn into beasts when given suitable provocation.
She closed her eyes. She had not been behaving like a lady. What lady ran her hands over a man’s pantaloons, especially while they were still on the man’s body?
Perhaps Robbie had felt he was only being courteous to an elderly spinster.
Her breasts throbbed as she remembered his mouth on her nipples.
He didn’t have to be that courteous.
“Don’t worry, Lizzie. We’ll tell Lady Bea. She’ll tell your brother and he will insist Robbie marry you.”
“No, I don’t want Robbie that way. I don’t want to be married to a man who doesn’t want me.”
“I thought the problem was that he did want you.” Meg patted her shoulder again. “Chances are it was just the thought of marriage that frightened him for a moment. Many men have an irrational fear of matrimony, but once the knot is tied they settle down quite nicely. A bit like a horse being broken to bridle.”
Meg’s words did not lighten the leaden feeling in Lizzie’s stomach—if anything, they added a stone or two.
“I really don’t think—”
“No, don’t think. The deed is done. You have no choice—nor does Robbie. I’m sure he’ll realize that—most likely he has already realized it. If he hasn’t, your brother will help him see the situation quite clearly.”
“Perhaps.” Lizzie stared up at the bed canopy. She did not relish having a bridegroom who needed a pistol at his back to pronounce his vows.
Meg shifted on the bed. “There is one thing….”
“Yes?”
Meg shifted again. Lizzie was beginning to get seasick from the mattress rocking. She sat up. Meg was staring down at her hands, her face distinctly red.
“What is it, Meg?”
Meg addressed her hands. “I know I shouldn’t ask you, especially now, but I’ve been wondering ever since I overheard two of the maids at Knightsdale. I thought about asking Emma, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do so.”
Lizzie waited. Meg pleated her skirt.
“Yes?” Lizzie could not imagine a subject Meg was too hesitant to ask her sister. Really, she could not imagine a subject Meg was hesitant to ask anyone. Meg was not shy. “What did you want to ask me?”
Meg turned even redder.
“Does it hurt?”
Lizzie frowned. She must have missed some part of this conversation.
“Does what hurt?”
“It.” Meg stopped torturing her skirt and looked directly at Lizzie. There was annoyance as well as embarrassment in her eyes. “I do not understand why women keep unmarried ladies in ignorance of such things. You would think they would want to be certain we understood the procedure. I’m certain men know all the details as soon as they are out of short-coats.”
“What are you talking about?”
“What Robbie did to you in the garden. Did it hurt?”
It was Lizzie’s turn to blush. “No.” The activity had certainly evoked many sensations, but pain was not one of them. “No, of course it didn’t hurt.”
Meg nodded. “I didn’t think it could, else why would so many women consent to participate in the deed? Well, I suppose they want children—”
“Children!” Surely what she had done with Robbie in the garden did not lead directly to children, did it?
“Yes, children.” Meg frowned at her as though she were an idiot. “And I assume since it didn’t hurt, there was no blood?”
“Blood! Why would there be blood?”
“Because he breached your maidenhead, of course.”
“What?” Lizzie did not like the sound of “breaching.” It brought to mind James’s stories of storming fortresses on the Peninsula.
“So Sarah hasn’t told you anything either?”
“Of course not. Those discussions are reserved for the night before one’s wedding.” Lizzie shifted position. “What, um…” She cleared her throat. “What does a man use to do this breaching, do you know?”
Meg’s eyebrows shot up. “Don’t you? You were the one with Robbie in the shrubbery.”
“There was no breaching going on in the shrubbery.” Unless a tongue counted? But surely there was nothing constituting a maidenhead in one’s mouth.
“What was going on in the shrubbery?”
“Just tell me what a man uses to do this breaching.”
“His male organ.”
“His male organ? What exactly do you mean?”
“Well, I’ve never seen one in the flesh, of course, but I’ve seen plenty of naked statues.”
“Well, yes, so have I.”
Meg nodded. “The male organ is that little dangly bit in the front. I know it looks very odd, but I don’t suppose all those artists would have made it up, do you? Especially since they were all men. They must know what they’ve got in their breeches.”
“Oh.” Lizzie remembered quite clearly Robbie’s naked physique. She swallowed a large lump in her throat. There was nothing little or dangly about Robbie’s bit. “And the maidenhead?”
“It protects your womb, of course.”
“Of course.” Lizzie pressed her knees together. “And so you think the dangly bit somehow gets, um, into that area?”
“Yes. Haven’t you noticed the animals around Alvord?”
“No. Definitely not.” Lizzie was certain watching such behavior was extremely inappropriate. Meg had spent too much time in the fields, looking at plants and, apparently, other things. “There was no such activity going on between me and Lord Westbrooke in the shrubbery.”
“So what was going on?”
Lizzie gestured vaguely with her hand. “A bit of kissing. A little cuddling. Absolutely no breaching whatsoever.”
“Oh.” Meg blinked at her, and then grinned. “Well, if no breaching occurred, your life is not ruined. You’ve been somewhat indiscreet, yes, and if word of your activities gets out, you’ll certainly be compromised, but since Robbie is the only witness to your indiscretion, you should have no