The Renegade Cowboy Returns. Tina LeonardЧитать онлайн книгу.
experience that he was vastly amused and couldn’t wait to hear the whole story, which would be retold later to his brothers and their wives with great gusto.
“Were you being mean to him, Chelsea?” Jonas asked, his tone rich with teasing.
“No, Jonas, I wasn’t.” He was referring to her Irish temper, knowing full well she wasn’t really mean to anybody.
But she did have a temper.
Which she didn’t intend to rein in now.
“Did this have anything to do with a critter you didn’t want around?”
“I am quite certain, Jonas, that Gage has told you everything, if you know about the critter. I’m sure he couldn’t wait to have a good laugh at my expense.”
“Now, now,” Jonas said, his voice comforting. “Gage didn’t tell me anything except that some animal had been around, and you hadn’t been happy about it.”
“It was a snake,” she said.
“Snakes are no fun,” Jonas agreed, trying to get on her good side. “What kind was it?”
“I don’t know, and I don’t care,” she snapped.
“It’s important to know, Chelsea. If it was poisonous, I need to look for a nest and—”
“A nest!” Her blood ran cold.
He looked at her, his gaze curious. “You’re really afraid of snakes, aren’t you?”
“Everyone who is normal has a fear of snakes,” Chelsea stated, “unless that’s their line of work. And I’m not a snake charmer. Yes, Jonas, you know darn well that I’m as unenthusiastic about snakes as your five sisters-in-law and your wife would be.”
“True,” he conceded. “Snakes are not welcome around Rancho Diablo.”
“Well, then.” She crossed her arms. “Maybe you’d like to go take a look at it and catalog it. The stupid thing is down by the creek.”
“All right.” He ambled off, letting the screen door slam. Chelsea shook her head, thinking that men could be so dense at times. She went back to dusting, arranging the kitchen so she could start cooking tomorrow.
Cleaning made her start thinking about her heroine, who was still in danger and dangling cliffside.
This writer’s block is terrible. I don’t know how to get the story to flow again. I need peace and quiet and—
“Aw,” Jonas said, coming back inside with half a snake dangling from his hand. “It was just a—”
Chelsea screamed, a good old-fashioned gut scream that probably moved nearby mountains.
“What?” he said. “This is just a harmless—”
“Get it out of the house!”
“All right, all right.” He exited his own house in a hurry, recognizing that he and his trophy weren’t welcome. Chelsea grabbed a glass of water, drinking to calm herself.
“I’m sure that snake was more scared of you than you were of it,” he called from the porch.
“Shut up, Jonas,” she said, and then she heard Gage and him giggling outside the screen door like a couple hyenas. Like children. Chelsea drew a deep breath, marched to the front door, slammed it shut and locked it.
Boys might be boys—but not at her expense.
* * *
“NOW YOU’VE DONE IT,” Gage told Jonas. “I could have told you that gag wasn’t going to play well. Although it was funny. That Irish is a screamer for certain.”
His friend couldn’t contain his grin. “I’m going to take it home and bring it out at the dinner table.”
“Sabrina will probably let you have it upside the bean with a dinner plate,” Gage warned.
“This is true.” Jonas stuck his prize in a sack and went off. “Good luck, by the way.”
“Good luck with what?” he asked, knowing the sentiment had been loaded.
“Getting back in the house. Ever again.” Whistling, Jonas got in his truck and drove away, his conscience completely unbothered by how he’d destroyed Gage’s plans to get on Chelsea’s good side.
She wasn’t going to let him in tonight, he’d be willing to bet. “Nuts,” Gage said, thinking about the pretty breasts he’d tried so hard not to look at. Maybe it was better if he slept in the old run-down bunkhouse. Deciding there was always his truck to bed down in if he couldn’t stomach the conditions, he went off, cursing Jonas under his breath.
* * *
FROM HER UPSTAIRS bedroom window, Chelsea watched Gage slink off, a veritable snake in nicely fitting blue jeans that hugged his butt and yet sagged just enough to be comfortable. She should have known that any friend of the Callahans was bound to be a bad boy.
“I know how to handle men with a wild streak,” she said, setting down to her laptop. Bronwyn was in trouble, but Chelsea didn’t know how to help her. It all had to do with Bronwyn’s conflict, and Chelsea had yet to figure out exactly what that was. She had the feeling Bronwyn hadn’t yet been totally honest with her about her real emotions, the real thing that drove her to be a detective—
“Chelsea!”
She glanced out the bedroom window. Gage was below, waving something at her.
It looked like a white flag.
Truce?
She opened her window. “I’m busy. What do you want?”
He lowered the flag. “To ask you out to dinner.”
“Why?”
The question shot out of her more rudely than she’d intended. Once burned, twice shy…
“Just a friendly meal between two people who are sharing space.”
“We’re not,” she said very sweetly. “You’re out there and I’m cozy in here. But thanks.” She started to close the window.
“Chelsea, wait!”
She edged it up a little and looked out. “What’s the matter? Can’t you just grill a snake for your supper?”
He grinned at her, the devil in denim. “I could, but I’d rather share a meal with you.”
She shook her head. “Uh-uh. You’re trouble, Texas.”
“Yeah. But you know that up front, so it’ll be easier for you. Anyway, we should try out a restaurant in Tempest. I’ll buy, since you’re mad at me. It’s the least I can do.”
“Then obviously you’ll be buying me dinner every night.”
Gage laughed, a full deep laugh that had the hair standing up on her arms. The man was too sexy for his own good—and she suspected he’d been told that a time or two by man-hunting ladies.
“You need to see the town,” he said. “Getting out will help you with your writing.”
Chelsea wrinkled her nose. He had a point—it wouldn’t hurt her to go do some exploring of her new town. Jonas had said Tempest was charming.
Anyway, she had a dangling heroine, and truthfully, she’d do anything to get rid of her stubborn case of writer’s block. “All right,” she said, not gracefully, either. This man had probably looked at her naked breasts, no doubt told Jonas she’d gotten out of the creek without her top. They’d probably had a great, knee-slapping guffaw over it. “I’m ordering steak, though. You pay for your sins around here, buster.”
“Come on down, Rapunzel. We’ll see if we can find you a steak in Tempest.”
Chelsea