Симпсоны. Вся правда и немного неправды от старейшего сценариста сериала. Майк РейссЧитать онлайн книгу.

лет в нашем офисе произошло только следующее: один сценарист никак не мог придумать нужную нам шутку, взбесился и стукнул картонную коробку. Он чуть не сломал руку и истек кровью, а на коробке появилась крохотная вмятина. Это наша лучшая история: сценарист ввязался в драку с коробкой и проиграл.

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