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       Put to Graze

       Smith's Feather Pillow

       Bombs and Arithmetic

       Help from Hindenburg

       Raised his Voice—And the Dust

       Mademoiselle from—Palestine

       "Ally Toot Sweet"

       Luckier than the Prince

       A Jerry he Couldn't Kill

       "Q" for Quinine

       Blinkin' Descendant of Nebuchadnezzar

       Well-Cut Tailoring

       Evacuating "Darby and Joan"

       "Why ain't the Band Playing?"

       His Deduction

       Peter in the Pool

       Where "Movie" Shows Cost Soap

       Sherlock Holmes in the Desert

       The Army "Loops the Loop"

       Repartee on the Ridge

       A New Kind of "Missing"

       And it Started with a Hen Raid!

       "I'm a Water-Lily"

       Not Knowin' the Language

       Churning in the Skies

       Larnin' the Mule

       "Dr. Livingstone, I Presoom"

       The Veteran Scored

       Old Moore Was Right

       He Wouldn't Insult the Mule

       "Don't Touch 'em, Sonny!"

       "Ze English—Zey are all Mad!"

       Mixed History

       Got His Goat!

       A Difficult Top Note

       Home by Underground

       A Job for Samson

       Jerry Wins a Bet

       Lucky he was Born British

       You Never Can Tell

       The Window Gazer

       "I Don't Fink"

       Why the Attack Must Fail

       The "Shovers"

       Rehearsal—Without the Villain

       Poetry Before the Push

       'Erb's Consolation Prize

       Rum for Sore Feet

       Two Guineas' Worth

       The Four-footed Spy

       Not Every Dog has his Night

       The Brigadier's Glass Eye

       The Chaplain-General's Story

       A Thirst Worth Saving

       Points of View

       Not the British Museum

       Jerry Would Not Smile

       "Birdie" Had to Smile

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