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whisky, and so they teach him to rely on the bottle and you get another case of a drunken medium. I know them. You keep off it, Tom!”
“Yes, one of our trade should stick to soft drinks. If he can stick to vegetables, too, he’s all the better, but I can’t preach that while I am wolfin’ up ham and eggs. By Gosh, Mary! it’s past ten and I have a string of them comin’ this morning. I’m going to make a bit today.”
“You give it away as quick as you make it, Tom.”
“Well, some hard cases come my way. So long as we can make both ends meet what more do we want? I expect they will look after us all right.”
“They have let down a lot of other poor mediums who did good work in their day.”
“It’s the rich folk that are to blame not the Spirit-people,” said Tom Linden hotly. “It makes me see red when I remember these folk, Lady This and Countess That, declaring all the comfort they have had, and then leaving those who gave it to die in the gutter or rot in the workhouse. Poor old Tweedy and Soames and the rest all living on old-age pensions and the papers talking of the money that mediums make, while some damned conjuror makes more than all of us put together by a rotten imitation with two tons of machinery to help him.”
“Don’t worry, dear,” cried the medium’s wife, putting her thin hand caressingly upon the tangled mane of her man. “It all comes level in time and everybody pays the price for what they have done.”
Linden laughed loudly. “It’s my Welsh half that comes out when I flare up. Let the conjurors take their dirty money and let the rich folk keep their purses shut. I wonder what they think money is for. Paying death duties is about the only fun some of them seem to get out of it. If I had their money . . . ”
There was a knock at the door.
“Please, sir, your brother Silas is below.” The two looked at each other with some dismay.
“More trouble,” said Mrs. Linden sadly.
Linden shrugged his shoulders. “All right, Susan!” he cried. “Tell him I’ll be down. Now, dear, you keep him going and I’ll be with you in a quarter of an hour.”
In less time than he named he was down in the front room — his consulting room — where his wife was evidently having some difficulty in making agreeable conversation with their visitor. He was a big, heavy man, not unlike his elder brother, but with all the genial chubbiness of the medium coarsened into pure brutality. He had the same pile of curly hair, but he was clean-shaven with a heavy, obstinate jowl. He sat by the window with his huge freckled hands upon his knees. A very important part of Mr. Silas Linden lay in those hands, for he had been a professional boxer, and at one time was fancied for the welter-weight honours of England. Now, as his stained tweed suit and frayed boots made clear, he had fallen on evil days, which he endeavoured to mitigate by cadging on his brother.
“Mornin’, Tom,” he said in a husky voice. Then as the wife left the room: “Got a drop of Scotch about? I’ve a head on me this morning. I met some of the old set last night down at ‘The Admiral Vernon’. Quite a reunion it was — chaps I hadn’t seen since my best ring days.”
“Sorry, Silas,” said the medium, seating himself behind his desk. “I keep nothing in the house.”
“Spirits enough, but not the right sort,” said Silas.
“Well, the price of a drink will do as well. If you’ve got a Bradbury about you I could do with it, for there’s nothing coming my way.”
Torn Linden took a pound note from his desk.
“Here you are, Silas. So long as I have any you have your share. But you had two pounds last week. Is it gone?”
“Gone! I should say so!” He put the note in his pocket. “Now, look here, Tom, I want to speak to you very serious as between man and man.”
“Yes, Silas, what is it?”
“You see that!” He pointed to a lump on the back of his hand. “That’s a bone! See? It will never be right. It was when I hit Curly Jenkins third round and outed him at the N.S.C. I outed myself for life that night. I can put up a show fight and exhibition bout, but I’m done for the real thing. My right has gone west.”
“It’s a hard case, Silas.”
“Damned hard! But that’s neither here nor there. What matters is that I’ve got to pick up a living and I want to know how to do it. An old scrapper don’t find many openings. Chucker-out at a pub with free drinks. Nothing doing there. What I want to know’ Tom, is what’s the matter with my becoming a medium?”
“A medium?”
“Why the devil should you stare at me! If it’s good enough for you it’s good enough for me.”
“But you are not a medium.”
“Oh, come! Keep that for the newspapers. It’s all in the family, and between you an’ me, how d’ye do it?”
“I don’t do it. I do nothing.”
“And get four or five quid a week for it. That’s a good yarn. Now you can’t fool me. Tom, I’m not one o’ those duds that pay you a thick ’un for an hour in the dark. We’re on the square, you an’ me. How d’ye do it?”
“Do what?”
“Well, them raps, for example. I’ve seen you sit there at your desk, as it might be, and raps come answerin’ questions over yonder on the bookshelf. It’s damned clever — fair puzzles ’em every time. How d’ye get them?”
“I tell you I don’t. It’s outside myself.”
“Rats! You can tell me, Tom. I’m Griffiths, the safe man. It would set me up for life if I could do it.”
For the second time in one morning the medium’s Welsh strain took control.
“You’re an impudent, blasphemous rascal, Silas Linden. It’s men like you who come into our movement and give it a bad name. You should know me better than to think that I am a cheat. Get out of my house, you ungrateful rascal!”
“Not too much of your lip,” growled the ruffian.
“Out you go, or I’ll put you out, brother or no brother.” Silas doubled his great fists and looked ugly for a moment. Then the anticipation of favours to come softened his mood.
“Well, well, no harm meant,” he growled, as he made for the door. “I expect I can make a shot at it without your help.” His grievance suddenly overcame his prudence as he stood in the doorway. “You damned, canting, hypocritical box-of-tricks. I’ll be even with you yet.”
The heavy door slammed behind him.
Mrs. Linden had rushed in to her husband.
“The hulking blackguard!” she cried. “I ‘eard ’im. What did ‘e want?”
“Wanted me to put him wise to mediumship. Thinks it’s a trick of some sort that I could teach him.”
“The foolish lump! Well, it’s a good thing, for he won’t dare show his face here again.”
“Oh, won’t he?”
“If he does I’ll slap it for him. To think of his upsettin’ you like this. Why, you’re shakin’ all over!”
“I suppose I wouldn’t be a medium if I wasn’t high strung. Someone said we were poets, only more so. But it’s bad just when work is beginning.”
“I’ll give you healing.”
She put her little work-worn hands over his high forehead and held them there in silence.
“That’s better!” said he. “Well done, Mary. I’ll have a cigarette in the kitchen. That will finish it.”
“No, there’s someone here.”