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portrait that was taken up to the palace, and the King did nothing but gaze at it all day and all night.

      As the King and the Prince had to stay in prison, they sent a letter to the Princess telling her to pack up all her treasures as quickly as possible, and come to them, as the King of the Peacocks was waiting to marry her; but they did not say that they were in prison, for fear of making her uneasy.

      When Rosette received the letter she was so delighted that she ran about telling everyone that the King of the Peacocks was found, and she was going to marry him.

      Guns were fired, and fireworks let off. Everyone had as many cakes and sweetmeats as he wanted. And for three days everybody who came to see the Princess was presented with a slice of bread-and-jam, a nightingale’s egg, and some hippocras. After having thus entertained her friends, she distributed her dolls among them, and left her brother’s kingdom to the care of the wisest old men of the city, telling them to take charge of everything, not to spend any money, but save it all up until the King should return, and above all, not to forget to feed her peacock. Then she set out, only taking with her her nurse, and the nurse’s daughter, and the little green dog Frisk.

      They took a boat and put out to sea, carrying with them the bushel of gold pieces, and enough dresses to last the Princess ten years if she wore two every day, and they did nothing but laugh and sing. The nurse asked the boatman:

      ‘Can you take us, can you take us to the kingdom of the peacocks?’

      But he answered:

      ‘Oh no! oh no!’

      Then she said:

      ‘You must take us, you must take us.’

      And he answered:

      ‘Very soon, very soon.’

      Then the nurse said:

      ‘Will you take us? will you take us?’

      And the boatman answered:

      ‘Yes, yes.’

      Then she whispered in his ear:

      ‘Do you want to make your fortune?’

      And he said:

      ‘Certainly I do.’

      ‘I can tell you how to get a bag of gold,’ said she.

      ‘I ask nothing better,’ said the boatman.

      ‘Well,’ said the nurse, ‘to-night, when the Princess is asleep, you must help me to throw her into the sea, and when she is drowned I will put her beautiful clothes upon my daughter, and we will take her to the King of the Peacocks, who will be only too glad to marry her, and as your reward you shall have your boat full of diamonds.’

      The boatman was very much surprised at this proposal, and said:

      ‘But what a pity to drown such a pretty Princess!’

      However, at last the nurse persuaded him to help her, and when the night came and the Princess was fast asleep as usual, with Frisk curled up on his own cushion at the foot of her bed, the wicked nurse fetched the boatman and her daughter, and between them they picked up the Princess, feather bed, mattress, pillows, blankets and all, and threw her into the sea, without even waking her. Now, luckily, the Princess’s bed was entirely stuffed with phoenix feathers, which are very rare, and have the property of always floating upon water, so Rosette went on swimming about as if she had been in a boat. After a little while she began to feel very cold, and turned round so often that she woke Frisk, who started up, and, having a very good nose, smelt the soles and herrings so close to him that he began to bark. He barked so long and so loud that he woke all the other fish, who came swimming up round the Princess’s bed, and poking at it with their great heads. As for her, she said to herself:

      ‘How our boat does rock upon the water! I am really glad that I am not often as uncomfortable as I have been to-night.’

      The wicked nurse and the boatman, who were by this time quite a long way off, heard Frisk barking, and said to each other:

      ‘That horrid little animal and his mistress are drinking our health in sea-water now. Let us make haste to land, for we must be quite near the city of the King of the Peacocks.’

      The King had sent a hundred carriages to meet them, drawn by every kind of strange animal. There were lions, bears, wolves, stags, horses, buffaloes, eagles, and peacocks. The carriage intended for the Princess Rosette had six blue monkeys, which could turn summer-saults, and dance on a tight-rope, and do many other charming tricks. Their harness was all of crimson velvet with gold buckles, and behind the carriage walked sixty beautiful ladies chosen by the King to wait upon Rosette and amuse her.

      The nurse had taken all the pains imaginable to deck out her daughter. She put on her Rosette’s prettiest frock, and covered her with diamonds from head to foot. But she was so ugly that nothing could make her look nice, and what was worse, she was sulky and ill-tempered, and did nothing but grumble all the time.

      When she stepped from the boat and the escort sent by the King of the Peacocks caught sight of her, they were so surprised that they could not say a single word.

      ‘Now then, look alive,’ cried the false Princess. ‘If you don’t bring me something to eat I will have all your heads cut off!’

      Then they whispered one to another:

      ‘Here’s a pretty state of things! she is as wicked as she is ugly. What a bride for our poor King! She certainly was not worth bringing from the other end of the world!’

      But she went on ordering them all about, and for no fault at all would give slaps and pinches to everyone she could reach.

      As the procession was so long it advanced but slowly, and the nurse’s daughter sat up in her carriage trying to look like a Queen. But the peacocks, who were sitting upon every tree waiting to salute her, and who had made up their minds to cry, ‘Long live our beautiful Queen!’ when they caught sight of the false bride could not help crying instead:

      ‘Oh! how ugly she is!’

      Which offended her so much that she said to the guards:

      ‘Make haste and kill all these insolent peacocks who have dared to insult me.’

      But the peacocks only flew away, laughing at her.

      The rogue of a boatman, who noticed all this, said softly to the nurse:

      ‘This is a bad business for us, gossip; your daughter ought to have been prettier.’

      But she answered:

      ‘Be quiet, stupid, or you will spoil everything.’

      Now they told the King that the Princess was approaching.

      ‘Well,’ said he, ‘did her brothers tell me truly? Is she prettier than her portrait?’

      ‘Sire,’ they answered, ‘if she were as pretty that would do very well.’

      ‘That’s true,’ said the King; ‘I for one shall be quite satisfied if she is. Let us go and meet her.’ For they knew by the uproar that she had arrived, but they could not tell what all the shouting was about. The King thought he could hear the words:

      ‘How ugly she is! How ugly she is!’ and he fancied they must refer to some dwarf the Princess was bringing with her. It never occurred to him that they could apply to the bride herself.

      The Princess Rosette’s portrait was carried at the head of the procession, and after it walked the King surrounded by his courtiers. He was all impatience to see the lovely Princess, but when he caught sight of the nurse’s daughter he was furiously angry, and would not advance another step. For she was really ugly enough to have frightened anybody.

      ‘What!’ he cried, ‘have the two rascals who are my prisoners dared to play me such a trick as this? Do they propose


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