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mouse likes cats?”

      “Well, you are right,” said Alice; “don't be angry. But our cat Dinah is very different. I think you will like her. She is such a nice quiet thing.”

      “No! Our family always HATED cats! They are awful! I don't want to hear this word again!” the Mouse was trembling.

      “I am sorry!” said Alice. “Do you… do you… do you like dogs?” The Mouse didn't answer, so Alice started to talk about dogs. But the Mouse was swimming away from her.

      “Mouse dear! Come back again, and we won't talk about cats or dogs if you don't like them!” Alice called softly. When the Mouse heard this, it turned round and swam slowly back to her. “Get to the dry place. There I'll tell you my story and you'll understand why I hate cats and dogs,” it said.

      More and more animals were swimming in the pool: a Duck, a Parrot, a Little Eagle, some strange bird and others. Alice swam towards the dry floor, and everybody swam after her.

Dictionary

      golden – золотой

      gloves – перчатки

      fan – веер

      four times five is twelve – четырежды пять – двенадцать

      poem – стихотворение

      tears – слёзы

      Chapter 3

      A Political Race and A Long Tale

      The group looked very strange: the birds and the animals were all wet, angry and unhappy. First, they needed to get dry. They talked about the best way to do it. Then the Mouse said. “Sit down, all of you, and listen to me! I will soon make you dry enough!”

      They all sat down.

      “Are you ready?” asked the mouse with an important look, “This is the driest thing I know. Listen to me, please, and do not talk!” And the Mouse began speaking about the history of England. After some time it asked Alice. “How are you, my dear?”

      “Wet,” answered Alice sadly.

      “Well, I think,” said the Dodo, standing up, “the best thing to get dry is a political race. You will understand how to do it when we start.”

      First, the Dodo drew a circle on the floor, and everyone stood along the line. Then they began running when they liked and stopped when they liked. After half an hour of running, the Dodo suddenly cried, “The race is over!” Everyone started asking, “But who won?”

      The Dodo sat thinking and everyone waited for its answer. Finally, the Dodo said. “EVERYBODY won, and everybody will have prizes.”

      “But who will give us the prizes?” they asked.

      “Well, SHE, of course,” said the Dodo and looked at Alice.

      Alice didn't know what to do. She put her hand into her pocket, took out a box of candy (it was dry), and gave some to everybody as prizes.

      “But she must have a prize herself,” said the Mouse.

      “Of course,” the Dodo answered seriously. “What else do you have in your pocket?” he asked Alice.

      “Only a button,” said Alice sadly.

      “Give it to me,” the Dodo said.

      Then the Dodo gave her the button back, saying, “Please take this beautiful button as a gift,” and everyone screamed, “Hooray!”

      It looked very funny to Alice, but they all were so serious that she couldn't laugh. So she took the thread with an important look on her face.

      They ate the candy, sat down again and asked the Mouse to tell them something more.

      “You promised to tell me your story,” said Alice, “and why you hate – C and D,” she added.

      “My tale is long and sad!” said the Mouse.

      “It IS a long tail, of course!” said Alice looking down at the Mouse's tail with surprise. “But why do you call it sad?” She continued thinking about it and did not listen to the Mouse.

      “You are not listening!” cried the Mouse angrily. “What are you thinking of?”

      “I am very sorry,” said Alice. “You began to talk about your tail?”

      “I had NOT!” the Mouse was very angry.

      “A knot!” said Alice. “Oh, let me help you to undo it!”

      The Mouse stood up and said, “You are a very rude girl!”

      “Oh, but I tried to be polite,” cried poor Alice.

      The Mouse didn't answer.

      “Please come back and finish your story!” Alice called after it but the Mouse only shook its head and went away.

      “It is sad that our Dinah is not here!” Alice said. “She would bring the Mouse back.”

      “And who is Dinah?” asked the Lory. Alice was always ready to talk about her pet. “Dinah's our cat. And she's so good at catching mice! And oh, she is very good at catching birds too! She is very fast!”

      After that, everyone ran away and Alice was soon alone.

      “It was a bad idea to talk about Dinah!” She said to herself sadly. “It seems nobody likes her here, and I'm sure she's the best cat in the world! Oh, my dear Dinah! Will I ever see you again?” And here poor Alice began to cry again because she felt very sad. However, a little later she again heard some sounds far away. She thought that it was the Mouse and that it returned to finish the story.

Dictionary

      race – гонка, состязание на скорость

      scream – кричать

      tale – история

      tail – хвост

      undoзд. развязать

      Chapter 4

      The Rabbit Sends in a Little Bill

      But it wasn't the Mouse – it was the White Rabbit. The Rabbit was looking for t fan and gloves. It was saying to itself. “The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my! Oh my! I should say goodbye to my head, I'm sure! Where ARE they?” Alice began looking for the fan and gloves too, but she couldn't find them anywhere.

      The Rabbit soon noticed Alice and asked her angrily, “Mary Ann, what ARE you doing here? Run home now, and bring me a pair of gloves and a fan! Quick!” And Alice was so scared that she ran to the house immediately.

      “He thinks that I am his servant,” she said to herself. “Oh, how surprised he will be when he knows who I am! But I should bring him his fan and gloves. If I can find them, of course.” At that moment, she came to a nice little house with the name W. RABBIT written on the door. She went in and ran upstairs.

      Alice entered a little room and saw a fan and two or three pairs of little gloves lying on the table. Alice took the fan and one pair and wanted to run back but then she saw a little bottle near the mirror. This time there was no piece of paper on it but she still drank it. “I know SOMETHING interesting will happen,” she said to herself, “I hope I'll grow large again because I'm tired of being such a little thing!”

      Alice became big so quickly that in the next moment the room was too small for her


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