Rosie’s Travelling Tea Shop: An absolutely perfect laugh out loud romantic comedy. Rebecca RaisinЧитать онлайн книгу.
you’ve tried it.’
I cluck my tongue.
‘I went out with a guy I met online and he wasn’t a knife-wielding maniac, far from it.’
‘So what happened?’
She scrunches up her nose. ‘The poor man could not kiss to save his life. I mean, not at all!’
‘What do you mean? He had lips, didn’t he? How can someone not kiss at all?’
‘He had lovely lips, and a big sultry smile, but he was a messy kisser, urgh. I felt like I was being swallowed up whole. And it quite put me off.’
‘So you broke up with him?’
She nods. ‘Online.’
‘You broke up with him by email?’
‘Facebook message.’
My jaw drops open. ‘Mean!’
She laughs. ‘I know, but I couldn’t face him. Anyway, that was a million years ago. I’ve matured since then.’ She dons a serious look.
‘Yeah, right.’
‘What about you, Rosie? Do you have any dating horror stories?’
I think back to boyfriends past, and cringe at the memory of being young and in love wearing blinkers. ‘Well, I did once date this guy in secondary school only to find out that he had the worst breath ever. I’d take a messy kiss any day over that.’
‘No!’ She covers her mouth and laughs. ‘So what did you do?’
‘I shook his hand.’
A frown appears between her perfectly-groomed eyebrows. ‘What?’
In retrospect, it does seem hilarious. ‘I took to shaking his hand, instead of kissing him, and I kept our relationship strictly platonic.’
She lets out a howl of laughter. ‘Oh, Rosie, you are the limit. And then what happened?’
‘We broke up, not surprisingly and then he spent the rest of school going from one girl to another, until one day he came to school sucking mints and he was never without one again. Someone, I don’t know who, must’ve given him the bad news.’
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