Would You Rather...? The Big Book. Justin HeimbergЧитать онлайн книгу.
have ear speakers that broadcast whatever music you imagine in your head
OR
have the ability to make anyone speak in a Jamaican accent?
Would you rather…
have the ability to control the movements of ants
OR
be able to communicate with birds to direct them exactly where to poop?
Would you rather…
have a pony tail lasso
OR
have elastic testicles which you use like a mace to fight crime?
Would you rather…
have anything you touch turn to gold OR to Silly Putty?
silver OR Nerf?
cheese OR become helium-filled?
Things to consider: touching furniture, pets, family, friends, enemies
THE POO-POO/PEE-PEE PAGE
Would you rather…
poop fragrant potpourri bundles
OR
be able to beam your pee from your bladder to the toilet?
Things to consider: never having to hold it, leaving bathrooms smelling great
Would you rather…
have your poop come out in a perfectly-stacked pyramid of spheres (like cannon balls)
OR
be able to poop complex domino set ups?
Would you rather…
be able to talk to any animal
OR
be able to change into any animal?
Would you rather…
have the ability to see the future, but only one second ahead
OR
have the ability to fly, but only in the inside of airplanes?
Would you rather…
produce fudge in your belly button
OR
be able to fart the tune of any song?
Would you rather…
have the ability to temporarily swap your parents with your friends’ parents
OR
have the ability to temporarily swap facial features with your friends?
Would you rather…
be able to stop and rewind your life
OR
have a cheat code that allows you to jump ahead and skip parts of your life?
Would you rather…
be able to scan documents into your computer with your tongue
OR
be able to weed-whack your lawn with your foot?
Would you rather…
have eyes that can change color to match your outfit
OR
tan in the pattern of desert camouflage?
Would you rather…
have Lego boogers
OR
Lincoln-Log poops?
Would you rather…
have thunder and lightning crack every time you arch your eyebrow
OR
have the ability to magically control anyone’s hair?
Would you rather…
urinate rainbow colors
OR
fart the works or Rachmaninoff?
Would you rather…
be told the answer to the 439th most interesting question in the universe by God
OR
get $50,000?
Would you rather…
have one solid gold toe
OR
diamond nipples?
Would you rather…
have an iPhone app that gives you the exact location of any missing pet
OR
the location of nearby people named Millard?
Would you rather…
have an entire department of the CIA devoted to providing you up-to-the-minute information on all of your exes
OR
your boss?
Would you rather…
be able to toast bread with your armpits
OR
blend food into smoothies by sticking your pinkie into a glass?
Would you rather…
have the ability to mentally control ferrets OR parrots?
bees OR sheep?
dice OR toupees?
Would you rather…
have foldable Swiss army knife devices for fingernails
OR
have nunchucks for hair?
Would you rather…
be the best hopscotcher in the world
OR
the best air guitarist?
Dragon Age: Origins players only:
Would you rather…
have the pure power of Shale the golem
OR
a rune of +15 damage to Darkspawn?