Bad Girls with Perfect Faces. Lynn WeingartenЧитать онлайн книгу.
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TwistedTree16:
I just said I liked it BETTER than boring dog talk
JakeJones1717:
Okay fair. What do YOU want to talk about?
TwistedTree16:
You wrote me first. I might not want to talk about anything
JakeJones1717:
But you’re answering me aren’t you . . .
TwistedTree16:
Maybe I’M just bored
JakeJones1717:
Okay, good point. In another one of those worlds we are having this exact conversation, but it’s going better
JakeJones1717:
Can we try again?
TwistedTree16:
If there’s an infinite number of parallel worlds, there’s one in which you and I are already fucking
TwistedTree16:
oops, sorry. That was a typo
TwistedTree16:
I meant “dead”
JakeJones1717:
I think you probably meant *in love*
July 22 10:13 a.m.
JakeJones1717:
In how many of the parallel worlds am I as hungover as I am in this one, do you think? Serious question
TwistedTree16:
Maybe like 4
JakeJones1717
Oh god . . . that’s not many if we’re talking about infinity. Though it is impossible to imagine anyone more hungover than I am right now . . . so maybe 4 is good?
TwistedTree16:
If it makes you feel any better, in like 6 you just died of alcohol poisoning
JakeJones1717:
Dark. At least those other Jakes are out of their misery
TwistedTree16:
Parallel worlds are no kinder than this one
JakeJones1717:
I’m going to go try and flush my own head down the toilet now
TwistedTree16:
Are you trying to talk dirty to me?
TwistedTree16:
But really . . . let me know how it goes. Most people who show up in my DMs are dumb boring idiots. You seem fun
JakeJones1717:
Awww, are you flirting with me, Twisted?
TwistedTree16:
Well I’m not NOT not not NOT NOT not not flirting with you. If you see what I’m saying
JakeJones1717:
Oh god. That is really confusing
JakeJones1717:
Hey . . . so I don’t mean to be presumptuous or anything, but can I have your number? Maybe I’ll text you sometime . . . and when I do I WILL be flirting
TwistedTree16:
_ _ _ -_ _ _ - _ _ _ _
JakeJones1717:
What’s that?
TwistedTree16:
Have you ever played hangman?
JakeJones1717:
Yeah . . .
TwistedTree16:
That’s hangman for my phone number, if you guess it, you can text me . . .
JakeJones1717:
Are there any A’s?
TwistedTree16:
It’s a phone NUMBER?
JakeJones1717:
I stand by my question . . .
JakeJones1717:
*s??
TwistedTree16:
Oh my god. Okay. 914-555-7278. That either IS or IS NOT my phone number. Text it and find out
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